User Profile

About me? Lets see. I was born and I grew up. I went to a private grade school that focussed on arts and story telling. I tried to become a psychiatrist but hated it, so I got a degree in animation and became a bartender. I grew up in Minneapolis, but moved to Portland in 2005. I've dated a lot of women, but only got serious a few times. The list is:

Sarah - young love that I tried to continue past youth

Melissa - one of the most remarkable women I have had the pleasure of knowing. Smart, sexy, and Canadian. Montreal is too far away to keep something going. Besides, how do you tell your kids you met your significant other at an anime convention? She had the grace to break my heart, find someone closer spacially, and live happily ever after. For that I will always love her.

Jenny - The strongest of the lot. We're still good friends, but she lived in North Carolina and there just wasn't enough there to struggle with that kind of distance. I broke her heart and I'm still feeling guilty about that.

Melanie - What can I say about Mel? I was hooked like never before. I was hung up on her for at least a year, and we only dated for a sum total of two months (over a three month period with a brief fling some time after). I still hear from her every now and then, but it's rare.

Rachel - Ray and I are still together. She's smart, beautiful, and sexy. We met working at the Seward Co-op.

Asside from that? I have bad luck with cars. I no longer own an automobile, but I've had blown head gaskets, failed transmissions, computer errors that shut down the car WHILE driving, and even one truck that cought on fire.

I hold a bachelors degree in animation as previously mentioned, but I'm an eternal indie film maker. I was the star pupil in my screen writing class, and I've maintained my title as the best writer to come out of AI Minnesota. Who knows, maybe I'll get a feature film made some day? Could I be the next Charlie Kaufman? Probably not, but who knows?

I'm vegan, very liberal, and try to live green. I hold no specific religious beliefs, but I'm of the oppinion that anything anyone believs is true to the degree that they believe it to be.